For all the bleeding-hearts who still think we can reason with the zombie hordes, there is new evidence that you may be on to something. Apparently the zombie virus leaves more of the brain's language center intact than researchers previously realized, and the folks at Survive the Apocalypse have put together a handy translator for those insane enough to try talking to the living dead.
Pronunciation is key. With slightly different inflections and stresses, "Ggrrrrr raaaaaar raaaaaar GRRR GRRR ahhhhh!!" ("Excuse me, you dropped your leg,") becomes "Ggrrrrr raaaaaar raaaaaar GRRR GRRR ahhhhh!!" ("Don't run. Let's talk this out over dinner"). Did you catch the difference? The fourth "a" sound in raaaaaar should be a short vowel for "me"; a long vowel turns it into "run."
Please note that it remains the professional opinion of the staff at Infected! that firearms are still the best way to communicate with any zombie.
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